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The Independent People's Republic of Coffee

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Department of Reasonable Taste

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Espresso Enforcement Division

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The Coffee Police

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People spend vast amounts of money to buy an espresso machine,

others pay to buy so called "espresso"

but what is bought and sold is criminal

After years of espresso abuse, crimes against coffee have reached epic proportions. To combat this nefarious trend, a new division of law enforcement has been created.

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coming soon.... coffee CSI.... crime scene photographs

the police blotter...recent raids